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Thursday, October 1, 2009


I've read your poems
I will do my best
To use the term Dildine
And grant your request

But I have to admit
I'm not much of a wiz
I have no clue
What a Dildine is



Anonymous said...

Dildine would appear to be a family last name....some are famous

Anonymous said...

Nope. Dildine is Austintonian for hunters that shoot Matthews bows.

Anonymous said...

I have to admitt, I am so sick of the word dildine!! But this, this is funny!!!!

Anonymous said...

Greatest poem ever written.
Robert Frost has nothing on Earl.
Excellent work.
Meter, verse, content and flow are simply marvelous.
We're not worthy.

Anonymous said...

I'll take exception to the comparison with Robert Frost!!!

Anonymous said...

still has no freakin clue what dildine means?? who knows the actual meaning??

Solomon's words for the wise said...

Only God knows.

Anonymous said...

Dildine was created in Coudersport. It has many uses. My favorite is to call someone who does something stupid a Dildine, or a dil dil dilly dine. Anyone who chooses to shoot a Hoyt bow is a Dildine.

Unknown said...

I thought anyone who shot a Bow Tech was a Dildine

Anonymous said...

Read "Grandmother Shocked With Taser" at this link:


Then read below and you'll understand this rhyme:

A dildine named Rick likes to drink.
And his grandma was this time his victim.
So while Rick is confined in the clink.
Edna wishes his father had licked him.

Anonymous said...

I thought anyone that shoots a crossbow or compound bow was dildine?

Anonymous said...

I have to admit
This word dildine
Has everyone confused
So I must draw the line

Who really cares
What the meaning is
Just get off the subject
I am done with this quiz

Write about nice things
Not things made up
Things about fall
or a nice little pup

If you do this
I am sure you will find
Many happy people
with things on their mind

They will create
Beautiful things
with the words they use
and their poems will ring

About this word
Enough for now
No more talk of it
Or I'll have a cow!

Anonymous said...

There are some imbeciles who find humor in a word. Like writing on bathroom walls while dropping a turd.

This running joke has many involved, too bad the humor has never evolved.

I must apologize for sounding crass, But,please take your dildine and shove it up your a$$.

Anonymous said...

that last poem is awsome amen brother amen